Top ten things that would make up the worst day ever (I think I’m up to about 7 today already). Part of the ProBlogger writing project.

Number 10 : Require the need for a tradesperson. Full Stop. (apologies if you are indeed a reputable tradesperson….eh….could you email me your number by any chance?).

Number 9 : Be going on holiday, and have to pack - for yourself, your husband and the children.

Number 8 : Realise that you have ‘run the cupboards down’ so much for said holiday that you no longer have anything edible for lunch…or tea…

Number 7 : Call up your bank for a simple balance and have them quiz you about every transaction across four accounts over the past month…..just for security purposes of course.

Number 6 : Just before you leave for said holiday (1000 mile round trip?) find that one of the tyres is very close to the minimum national tread depth.

Number 5 : Wake up to changeable weather and remember that I haven’t bought daughter gloves and hat because I couldn’t find a set ‘cute enough’ ….ahem HELLO practicalities first.

Number 4 : Come up with a great idea for a business 2 days before going on holiday….

Number 3 : Having the need to ring a call centre in Bangladesh and speak to ‘Peter’ about my bank account/washing machine/insurance which is based in good ol’ Great Britain.

Number 2 : Venturing out and onto the bus service knowing fine well I’ll have to wait for about four buses before one can fit the pram on.

Number 1 : Have no breakfast, snack or sustinence since 5pm yesterday (it’s 12pm, and yes, that’s an issue because I get very ratty without food!)

Have a Good Day!