How to…. Have the Worst Day Ever!
Top ten things that would make up the worst day ever (I think I’m up to about 7 today already). Part of the ProBlogger writing project.
Number 10 : Require the need for a tradesperson. Full Stop. (apologies if you are indeed a reputable tradesperson….eh….could you email me your number by any chance?).
Number 9 : Be going on holiday, and have to pack – for yourself, your husband and the children.
Number 8 : Realise that you have ‘run the cupboards down’ so much for said holiday that you no longer have anything edible for lunch…or tea…
Number 7 : Call up your bank for a simple balance and have them quiz you about every transaction across four accounts over the past month…..just for security purposes of course.
Number 6 : Just before you leave for said holiday (1000 mile round trip?) find that one of the tyres is very close to the minimum national tread depth.
Number 5 : Wake up to changeable weather and remember that I haven’t bought daughter gloves and hat because I couldn’t find a set ‘cute enough’ ….ahem HELLO practicalities first.
Number 4 : Come up with a great idea for a business 2 days before going on holiday….
Number 3 : Having the need to ring a call centre in Bangladesh and speak to ‘Peter’ about my bank account/washing machine/insurance which is based in good ol’ Great Britain.
Number 2 : Venturing out and onto the bus service knowing fine well I’ll have to wait for about four buses before one can fit the pram on.
Number 1 : Have no breakfast, snack or sustinence since 5pm yesterday (it’s 12pm, and yes, that’s an issue because I get very ratty without food!)
Have a Good Day!
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Above is me with my beloved Ernie in Port Aventura and left with our love child in Florida.
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ouch! I had my head floating with ideas while I went to Disney this June…i had to take a little pad and pen to jot things down at the end of the day or whenever! I was like, NOT NOW! I’ll use my digital recorder this time!
Agh, you need a vacation! Our how-to is up as well if you’d like to check it out!!
Wow! Interesting how to. I like it! Thanks for participating in the Group Writing Project. My How To is up also.
The vacation is well-earned! Have a great time, despite the bad day leading up to it.
Fun post Erica! It’s always refreshing to remember our common humanity, especially on those frustrating, incomprehensible days. My posts are up too if you’d like to visit. Everyday Gifts – How You Can Show Your Love Without Spending a Dime and Ways to Reinvigorate Your Love In A Long-Term Relationship. Peace and I hope many better days are ahead!
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