Just a wee bit ‘o’ random news…

Tie Die Bra

I managed to completely ruin a white wash this week with the tiniest bit of red knicker elastic, seriously, is there anything more irritating? Looks like this domestic goddess/stay at home mum/housewife lark might take a bit of practice.

Littlemummy Forced into Abstinence

So it’s been a while since the Disney trip and I hadn’t touched a drop since being back, no honestly, I’d been completely teetotal so I decided on Friday that it was time to indulge in a wee baileys. I popped the ice tray in to freeze and went upstairs to run a bath when suddenly… darkness, everything was out. We managed to locate my mobile to use as a torch (TA training is useful for something) and all the switches were right (can you tell I have no idea what I’m talking about??). We went into the street to find a few other people milling around with no leccy either. Nightmare. Nevermind I thought, it’ll be back on in a bit, so I lit a few candles and Alex and I had a chat, quite pleasant it was too (note to self: try this ‘chatting’ thing more often). Half hour or so passed by and with no sign of light we called Scottish Power to be told that someone had been sent out (just sent out??!!). I resigned myself to the fact that my baileys was a no go and went to bed. The power wasn’t back on until 7am. Not to worry though I made up for the abstinence last night by having three large baileys.

Alex in Breastfeeding Shocker

Minding our own business at Tesco’s when Alex is approached by breastfeeding advisors;

“would you like some advice on breastfeeding sir”

I could make a joke about man boobs here but I won’t (I quite like my marriage), but seriously their taking the breastfeeding drive just a little too far, no?