author: Little Mummy category:
Christmas
Our Christmas Day routine will go something like this (until, of course, it doesn’t, and chaos ensues…)

7.30ish Erin will wake up looking for her milk
7.35 I will wake up and wonder if I can put her off for five minutes
7.40 Erin’s noises will escalate from gurgling to full blown shouting
7.45 I will ‘come too’ and realise that it’s Christmas Day and get excited
7.46 I will ’spring out’ of bed (after nudging Alex, to wake)
7.47 Nudge Alex again and threaten to remove duvet…
7.48 Heat Erin’s milk, and go and say morning to her
7.50 Take her through to our room, Alex will probably feed her (I will try not to fall asleep)

8.05 Move through to livingroom to see what Santa has left 
8.10 Empty stocking first, move onto presents, get strong coffee
9.30 Take a break, give Erin weetabix and put down for nap
9.35 Alex will cook breakfast for us

9.50 House will be smokey and kitchen will look like a 4-course meal has been prepared. Breakfast will taste nice
10.15 Quickly clean kitchen before Erin wakes
10.30 Play with toys for a while before getting dressed

12.00ish Drive over to Mother in laws’
12.15 Be greeted (jumped on) by dog and family members
12.16 Erin will be passed around and when the music stops (!) will chill out in her high seat for a while (I’m hoping)

12.30 Give our presents to the family and open ours
1.00 Be offered a cup of coffee, accept and slyly slip some Tia Maria in it
1.15 Be calm after sly shot of Tia Maria
1.30 Shit! Remember that Erin should have had some lunch, act like good parent and tell Alex to prepare something 
2.00 Be tired after late night, early morning and drinking in the afternoon. Doze off for 5 minutes.
2.05 Text friends to say Merry Christmas

2.20 Help prepare dinner (I’m on the prawn cocktails)
3.05 Wish that Erin would have short nap to freshen up, accept she won’t and have another tia maria
4.00 (or thereabouts) Sit down for dinner
5.00 Help with clearing up
5.30 Give Erin a bath and start settling her for bed
6.30 Spend evening playing games and having a drink

Photos from Flickr
Stockings - Katybeck
Present - Lemonad
Breakfast - AugustusGloop
Tyre Tracks - Danorak
Socks - Old Shoe Woman
Turkey - roel
Tia Maria - tallmariah