Dear OAP
Last Monday I went to a community leisure centre health spa, it would seem that Monday brings out the senior citizens….
Dear OAP 1
I’m glad that you decided to come to the spa for the afternoon, but please do not tut and shake your head at me when I’m trying to engage in a hushed conversation with my mother, it’s quite rude.
Also, it’s not really the done thing to open the steam room door to let some ‘steam out’, in fact this completely defeats the point, if you are too warm might I suggest you step outside for a few minutes.
Kind regards
Littlemummy
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Dear OAP 2
Hocking a loogie in the steam room is foul, please don’t do this again. Oh, and picking your toe nails is pretty gross too. Could you maybe keep your grooming for back home?
Oh, and is a walking stick really necessary in the steam room?
Kind regards
Littlemummy
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Dear OAP 3
White Y front briefs do not constitute appropriate swimwear, I appreciate that they were clean and appeared skidless but they do become rather see through when wet. You can appreciate my concern?
Kind regards
Littlemummy
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ewww that does not sound like the most hygenic place. Maybe you should change leisure centres!
Haha, we went to a different spa on Sunday – blog post on that soon.
oh the memories !! or should i say “the nightmares” ! :$
Ugh. I was just a little bit sick in my mouth there. Seriously – Y fronts? Bleurgh.
English Mum – I’m not going bother with this fancy modern swimwear in Florida. I’ll be the one in my big pants
All of those are good reasons why people install steam rooms and saunas in their own homes. If in the right environment, there’s nothing more relaxing than a steam bath.
Hopefully your next visit was better! Looking forward to reading all about it!
Y fronts all round! Can I have pink ones?
Yes, as long as they’re see-through, and a little nit saggy at the bum (ewwwww, just had flashback)
Nooooooo!
Blurg!!!! *shudder* *tries to scrub mind with steel wool*
OMG what does ‘hocking a loogie’ mean? Do I even want to know??
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