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There’s Been a Murder (scottish accent)

4 February 2010 6 Comments

“I’m sorry Buzz Lightyear, you’re too late, he’s been killed….”

As I lay in my bedroom I wonder, how? when? and why is my four year old daughter involved?

Who’s been killed, Woody?

Who would want to kill Woody?

I know him and Buzz had a difficult start but I thought they were friends..

He wouldn’t would he?

It’d need to have been an elaborate plot..

Maybe it’s Jesse, she’s always seemed a bit..a bit…I don’t know… I’m not sure she really loves Woody the way she says she does. Could she have been having an affair with Buzz and now wants Woody out the way? Course she wouldn’t dirty her own hands…

Who could she have hired, Mr Potato Head?

Has he decided to go for the surgery he’s been wittering on about…

Or has Mrs Potato Head’s demands for more facial accessories finally bankrupted him…money as a motive would make sense.

I decide to go and question Erin…

Me: Erin, who was killed?

Erin: Nobody (shifty look)

Me: I heard you saying somebody was killed.

Erin: Well, actually it’s Buzz

Me: Who killed him?

Erin: It wasn’t me

After further investigation I have established that it was just a game and no-one has been killed, no need to call the police. Give taggart a phone though, I reckon our plotline is a winner.

Photo by flickr user Nereski

6 Comments »

  • Rosie Scribble said:

    Huge relief. We have just watched Toy Story 2 at the cinema (well actually I slept through it). I would have been mortified if one of those characters had been brutally killed.

  • Little Mummy said:

    Me too, me too. It’s a small village and we don’t need people talking about us.

  • Nickie @ Typecast said:

    *phew* There’d have been no Toy Story 4 if Buzz had have been killed!

  • LISA said:

    lol i love it …erin is innocent !!! go erin !!!!!! hahaha

  • Harriet said:

    My money would of been on Woody, my nephew is called Woody and he is a right thug!

  • Little Mummy said:

    Harriet – Was he named after the toy story character??

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