Stop press! Children grow up.

Ok, so not really a shock. Until. It happens. To you.

Or in this case me. I’ve spent the season we call Summer, but which actually represents a mild Winter, the mother of a toddler, or so I thought…it seems someone stole my toddler and left me a little girl in her place. A little girl that pretends to apply lipstick between cbeebies programmes, struggles to keep bangles on while carrying her ‘handbag’, a little girl that goes to her first ballet lesson tomorrow. Ballet. She only just learned to walk. Damn toddler theives, there should be a law against it.

5 Responses to “Someone Stole My Toddler”

1. Ellie says:

   November 15, 2008 at 6:18 pm

   haha love it, some one stole mine too but on the bright side I love having this big girl who looks up to me and is learning every day something different (mine in 19 months BTW) she is going to KInderschool 3 times a week and I sometimes look at her and cant believe how big she is, got to love motherhood!
   Love Ellie xx
2. Little Mummy says:

   November 16, 2008 at 3:08 am

   Thanks Ellie, good to know I’m not the only one.
3. Sharyn says:

   November 16, 2008 at 9:53 am

   Quite scary I think – my little girl has just turned seven and is very grown up about a lot of things and I sometimes have to do a double check that it is her speaking and not her brother who is three years older!
4. Little Mummy says:

   November 16, 2008 at 11:08 am

   Can barely imagine Erin being seven!!
5. Manuela says:

   November 17, 2008 at 3:43 am

   My little one is starting to become me and I am forever hearing her older sister saying to her: “You’re NOT the Mummy”!